"If we are ever to have law and order in the West, the first thing we gotta do is take out all the lawyers and shoot 'em down like dogs."
Major Rufus Cobb
Jesse James
In my experience the first people we should shoot are those gol-dang computer programmers. You'd think that writing a template for a simple website would be easy, that anyone working for a major organisation like Google could do it. Well that is far from the case. Not only are computers damned confounded, infernal machines but so are their creators. They can't even manage the simple task of changing the type face without it turning into a struggle against the ineptitude of the half-wit on the desk that some damned confounded idiot has tried to make think for itself when it's got even less common sense than the idiot who built it. There's already something that uses common sense and thinks for itself, it's called a human being. If computers simply did exactly what they were told like all machines do instead of trying to outwit us when they are patently incompetent then they wouldn't be nearly as half so troublesome.
